bad luck

Didn't see banana, slid into officer.

Our capital

Zombies roam Washington. Oops! It's congress.

That's gonna leave a mark

Speargun office prank. Ouch. Still funny.

Dance moves

Jumped to the left. Time warped.

Nothing to see...move along

Deranged computers take over. Nobody notices.

World Record

World's tallest card tower! Earthquake! Disaster!

No Deposit

Stolen money! Massive search. Crooked Banker.